Childhood nursery rhymes have always been a source of joy and entertainment for kids around the world. But what if we took a daring twist and spun these innocent tunes into the world of bank robbers? Get ready to delve into a world of whimsical mischief as we present to you a collection of nursery rhyme lyrics with a criminal twist. So, grab your getaway car and let’s embark on this thrilling musical journey!
The Notorious Heist: A Bank Robber’s Lullaby
As the moon shines bright, and the city sleeps tight,
A bank robber’s lullaby echoes through the night.
With masks adorned and plans well-drawn,
We’ll snatch the cash and swiftly be gone.
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Vault
Twinkle, twinkle little vault,
How I wonder what’s your fault.
We’ll crack your code, oh so sly,
And make our great escape in the sky.
Row, Row, Row Your Getaway Boat
Row, row, row your getaway boat,
Gently down the river’s moat.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
We’ll escape this crime scene, oh so freely.
Humpty Dumpty’s Heist
Humpty Dumpty sat on the bank,
Planning a heist, so daring and frank.
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men,
Couldn’t catch him, not even then.
Jack and Jill Went Up the Hill (of Cash)
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of cash, they will.
Jack slipped and fell, but Jill stood strong,
Together they escaped, singing this song.
London Bridge is Falling (with Stolen Riches)
London Bridge is falling down,
But with stolen riches, we’ll leave town.
Build it up with stolen gold,
Our criminal empire, strong and bold.
Mary Had a Little Bank Heist
Mary had a little bank heist,
Its secrets she couldn’t resist.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The stolen cash, she cleverly spent.
Ring Around the Robbery
Ring around the robbery,
A pocket full of loot.
Bank alarms, they scream and shout,
But we’ll be long gone, without a doubt.
Old MacDonald’s Hideout
Old MacDonald had a hideout,
E-I-E-I-O.
And in this hideout, he planned his score,
E-I-E-I-O.
With a “crack-crack” here and a “creep-creep” there,
Here a heist, there a heist, everywhere a heist-heist.
Old MacDonald had a hideout,
E-I-E-I-O.
Conclusion
These twisted nursery rhyme lyrics bring a playful and imaginative twist to the world of bank robbers. While real-life crimes are a serious matter, it’s fun to explore fictional scenarios through the lens of childhood favorites. Remember, this article is purely for entertainment purposes, so let your imagination run wild as you hum along to these criminal nursery rhymes!